Twilight is Stephenie Meyer’s book series which first book came out in 2005. Books’ main character is 17 years old Bella who moves to her dad into the little town. There she meets boy called Edward who later turns out to be a vampire. They fall in love and start to date. Edward and his ”family” don’t drink human blood but they live on animals’ blood. Generally vampires are super fast and extremely strong in Twilight. They don’t sleep therefore they don’t need coffins and in addition sunlight don’t burn them to ash because Twilight-vampires shine like diamonds. Moreover they aren’t scary but they are supernaturally beautiful and attractive, they even smell good.
Meyer’s Twilight series has been judged and criticised a lot about how vampires aren’t vampires anymore. Twilight has been mocked much. Now I want to tell my own fan fiction which little make fun of twilight even though I personally like these books.

It was almost midnight when Bella was lying on her bed. Her dad Charlie had fallen asleep about an half hour ago on the couch and Edward hadn’t come yet. Bella spinned impatiently in bed dreaming about how beautiful she would transform after she had become a vampire: ”Oh that would be so perfect! My hair would always be shining and vibrant and I never had to wash them. My face would be like marble; smooth and pure. I would smell better than rose garden. My teeth would be straight and pure white. I would be so flawless that nobody could resist me!”

Suddenly Bella heard rattle outside which interrupted her dreaming. She thought that noise was Edward who soon would climb to the room from window just like he always did. Bella closed her eyes and waited his cold, mellow lips on her skin. But for some reason it took this time longer than normally. When Bella finally opened abashed her eyes above her was a dark shape. That thing didn’t look like Edward so Bella turned lights on. That not so dark shape anymore was the scariest and the most disgusting creature which she had ever seen. It looked like human, man actually but only much more uglier. His skin was grey like dead and eyes, the eyes were beastlike. Man’s hair were shineless and rickety and his teeth were filthy and yellow and his breath smelled appalling. The whole creature was dirty and stinky like he would live in landfill. Actually man was like he had lain hundred years under the soil.
”Edward is that you? Like… a thousand years older?” Bella asked.
”What? No! I am a vampire!” creature said.
”Really? You don’t look like a vampire. They are beautiful and shining and they smell good” Bella wondered.
”Oh well, maybe because I am a real vampire, not just teenagers’ wet dream! vampire whizzed.
”In that case, could you transform me to a vampire because…”
Frustrated vampire didn’t give a chance to Bella that she could finish her sentence. He bit her to neck and sucked all blood from her. Bella’s transformation started immediately but instead that it would have took three days it happened right away.

Bella jumped out of bed and ran excited front of the mirror. In minutes transformation was ready but she wasn’t happy about her new look. Bella’s circles extended into her chin. Her hair were absolutely dead and she was paler than albino. Her eyes weren’t golden like she had thought to but they glowed red.
”This isn’t cool! This is horrible!” Bella shouted. ”Why do I look like this? I wanted to be shining and fabulous!”
”I don’t care what kind you wanted to look. You are now a vampire so deal with it.” vampire growled.
Bella stared terrified herself from the mirror while vampire jumped of the window. Before he left he shouted to Bella: ”And by the way don’t go out to the sunlight. You won’t beam like Twilight-vampires… you’ll burn alive.”
”Life sucks!” she cried.